(Source: ashley-pure-random-hilarity)
urthepersonificationofperfection:
I would actually have sex with anyone who chooses to buy this for me. Yes I know, I am a shameless whore when it comes to the matter of Stephen Fry
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes."
— (via mooiamabluesheep)
The right way to deal with trick or treaters.
(Source: gently-tongued-by-stephen-fry)
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